1 00:00:00,573 --> 00:00:03,408 (j.D.) there's nothing worse than running into a sworn enemy 2 00:00:03,476 --> 00:00:06,344 First thing in the morning. Well, if that's the case, fred, just put him on blood thinners. 3 00:00:06,412 --> 00:00:08,513 Excuse me, perry. You don't have a phone. 4 00:00:08,581 --> 00:00:12,650 You're just holding your hand to your ear. Fred, I gotta go. He's gonna 5 00:00:12,718 --> 00:00:16,287 Sure, I'll--I'll pass it on. Fred says you are a tool. 6 00:00:16,355 --> 00:00:18,356 I got nothing. That's a good one. 7 00:00:18,424 --> 00:00:21,159 Heck, yeah. Still no chief of medicine, huh? 8 00:00:21,227 --> 00:00:24,195 You must love not having anybody around to make you tow the line. 9 00:00:24,263 --> 00:00:26,464 It's pretty much a captainless ship around here. 10 00:00:26,532 --> 00:00:29,434 People showing up late, stealing supplies... 11 00:00:29,502 --> 00:00:31,302 Basically doing whatever the hell they want. 12 00:00:31,370 --> 00:00:34,339 Okay, as you can see, we've repaired the perforation. 13 00:00:34,407 --> 00:00:36,341 Now all that's left to do is sew up 14 00:00:36,409 --> 00:00:39,277 The surrounding muscle tissue. Are there any questions? 15 00:00:39,345 --> 00:00:42,414 I don't think you're doing this right. Get outta here. 16 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:44,015 All right. Let me just touch his heart. 17 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:45,784 Hey! 18 00:00:45,851 --> 00:00:48,486 Bottom line--if we don't get a new boss in this place soon, 19 00:00:48,554 --> 00:00:52,123 It'll fall apart. I'd pretend to care, but I don't have to. 20 00:00:52,191 --> 00:00:54,592 Here's my office. Okay, fine. 21 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:57,095 You go ahead and have fun spending your golden years 22 00:00:57,163 --> 00:01:00,465 At a depressing coffee chain surrounded by-- I don't mean to cut you off, 23 00:01:00,533 --> 00:01:02,667 But I have to take this call. 24 00:01:02,735 --> 00:01:06,471 Look at that. He brought it back. 25 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:08,306 Ctor. 26 00:01:08,374 --> 00:01:10,942 Oh, no. That can't be good. 27 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:13,445 I was still trying to get my intern jo 28 00:01:13,512 --> 00:01:15,480 To be more sensitive with her patients. 29 00:01:15,548 --> 00:01:18,450 Don't worry, mr. Hapsburg. A lot of people are afraid of needles. 30 00:01:18,517 --> 00:01:20,952 I was only surprised because you're the first one 31 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,988 I've come across that doesn't have a vagina. 32 00:01:24,056 --> 00:01:26,891 Did you know that guy was a priest? 33 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,927 I did. Uh, I'll see you tomorrow. 34 00:01:28,994 --> 00:01:31,863 If you're not here, I'll just assume that demons dragged you 35 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:34,366 Down to hell to chew your face off. 36 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:36,334 Now that I was dating elliot again, 37 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:38,703 I finally had something to get home to. Hey. 38 00:01:38,771 --> 00:01:41,072 Hi. (piano notes play) 39 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:44,676 Why diyou put my piano mat here? I was here all by myself, 40 00:01:44,744 --> 00:01:47,145 So I thought I'd use that as a burglar alarm. 41 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:49,214 (plays lazlo bane's "I'm no superman") 42 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:51,182 That's catchy. 43 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,817 Cookies are done. 44 00:01:52,885 --> 00:01:55,286 I baked a dozen for you and a dozen for me. 45 00:01:55,354 --> 00:01:58,189 Now I like to eat one and a half cookies every day 46 00:01:58,257 --> 00:01:59,824 So that a dozen cookies last eight days. 47 00:01:59,892 --> 00:02:02,594 Well, ten days because I don't eat sugar on wednesdays, 48 00:02:02,661 --> 00:02:05,597 And on sundays I call my mom, and she asks what's wrong with 49 00:02:05,664 --> 00:02:09,367 My phone because I sound fat. Anyway, I'm gonna go change. 50 00:02:09,435 --> 00:02:12,637 I brought my cookie pants. (door opens and closes) 51 00:02:12,705 --> 00:02:14,673 Notice the loose waist 52 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:17,542 To accommodate an expanding stomach. 53 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,978 I finished my dozen. 54 00:02:20,046 --> 00:02:22,280 Why would you eat all of your cookies at once? 55 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:24,582 I mean, what did you think was gonna happen to them? 56 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,284 (glass shatters) 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 58 00:02:32,892 --> 00:02:35,427 Come to daddy. 59 00:02:35,494 --> 00:02:37,729 Still pretty smoky. 60 00:02:40,766 --> 00:02:42,701 (singsong voice) worth it. 61 00:02:42,768 --> 00:02:44,369 (thud) 62 00:02:44,437 --> 00:02:46,604 So he'd kill us? 63 00:02:46,672 --> 00:02:48,606 I told turk you were making cookies. 64 00:02:48,674 --> 00:02:51,343 Plus he has a key to my place, and carla's out of town. 65 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:52,844 Elliot, with his diabetes, 66 00:02:52,912 --> 00:02:55,380 It's the only time he gets to eat sweets. 67 00:02:55,448 --> 00:02:57,315 I'm dating an idiot. 68 00:02:57,383 --> 00:03:00,051 Yeah, but you knew what you were gettin' into. 69 00:03:02,722 --> 00:03:04,289 (door creaks open) 70 00:03:04,357 --> 00:03:06,591 (piano mat plays cending arpeggio) 71 00:03:06,659 --> 00:03:08,360 J.D., someone's in the house. (clatter) 72 00:03:08,427 --> 00:03:12,030 Turk, get outta here! (piano mat plays descending arpeggio) 73 00:03:12,098 --> 00:03:13,298 (door closes) 74 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:19,037 Pull that piano crap on me? (scoffs) please. 75 00:03:19,105 --> 00:03:22,240 (lazlo bane) � I can't do this all on my own � 76 00:03:22,308 --> 00:03:24,075 � no, I know � 77 00:03:24,143 --> 00:03:31,216 � I'm no superman � 78 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,384 � 79 00:03:32,451 --> 00:03:34,219 Morning, sleepy. Mm. 80 00:03:34,286 --> 00:03:38,156 I gotta go to work. I wish I had the day off, too. 81 00:03:38,224 --> 00:03:41,826 Hey, do you realize that we've already been dating for a week, 82 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:44,229 But we still haven't had sex? 83 00:03:44,296 --> 00:03:46,998 Yes, but you know what? We're not gonna rush this time. 84 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:50,969 We're just gonna go with the flow. I think we should 85 00:03:51,037 --> 00:03:54,406 J.D., why are you throwing your pants at me? 86 00:03:54,473 --> 00:03:56,574 Because I got excited. Whoo-hoo! 87 00:03:56,642 --> 00:03:58,076 Well, you should be, 88 00:03:58,144 --> 00:04:00,011 Because tonight when you get home, 89 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:03,014 I'm going to be waiting here, and it's gonna be 90 00:04:03,082 --> 00:04:05,450 The most amazing, crazy night you've ever had. 91 00:04:05,518 --> 00:04:08,853 Stop throwing dirty clothes at me! Stop saying sexy things. 92 00:04:08,921 --> 00:04:12,957 Can't wait for tonight. (grunts) 93 00:04:13,025 --> 00:04:16,528 I really wish I hadn't have done that. 94 00:04:16,595 --> 00:04:18,797 Yeah, me, too. 95 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:21,499 Mr. Lawton, one of my favorite patients, was back. 96 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:24,436 Unfortunately, jo was his intern. 97 00:04:24,503 --> 00:04:27,005 Hi. How's it going over here? 98 00:04:27,073 --> 00:04:29,941 Well, young dr. Mahoney was just observing that my heart disease 99 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:33,111 Was, uh, uh, what was that, sweetheart? A giant buzzkill. 100 00:04:33,179 --> 00:04:36,147 Jo. What? I was on cloud nine this morning-- 101 00:04:36,215 --> 00:04:38,116 Had a good night's sleep, hot shower, 102 00:04:38,184 --> 00:04:40,118 Big ol' pancake breakfast. 103 00:04:40,186 --> 00:04:43,021 Then bang, chronic heart disease. Buzzkill. 104 00:04:43,089 --> 00:04:45,457 Well, I-I'm sure mr. Lawton feels horrible 105 00:04:45,524 --> 00:04:48,460 That his condition annoyed you. I doubt it. 106 00:04:48,527 --> 00:04:51,329 She doubts it. Okay, well, other than the abdominal discomfort, 107 00:04:51,397 --> 00:04:53,665 Everything okay, sir? Well, I'd feel better 108 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:55,667 If this bed were a little more comfortable. 109 00:04:55,735 --> 00:04:57,969 Oh. Here, lean up. Lean up. 110 00:04:58,037 --> 00:05:00,739 Oh! Thank you. And I'm sorry if I ruined your day. 111 00:05:00,806 --> 00:05:04,843 Eh, we're cool. Apparently, you guys are cool. 112 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,911 Yeah. 113 00:05:06,979 --> 00:05:09,147 Sure, I can come in then. 114 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:12,717 Thank you. 115 00:05:12,785 --> 00:05:15,053 That was just the board. 116 00:05:15,121 --> 00:05:17,822 They're offering me the chief of medicine job. 117 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:20,058 Shut up! Yeah. 118 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:22,060 Do you know what this means? 119 00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:25,063 That when I ask our nanny how she manages to raise her own kid 120 00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:27,365 Without a nanny, I can hire a second nanny 121 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:31,336 To listen to her boring answer. 122 00:05:31,404 --> 00:05:33,872 Perry, look at yourself. 123 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:36,675 You don't get in your own way anymore. 124 00:05:36,742 --> 00:05:41,913 Sweetie, I am so, so proud of you. 125 00:05:41,981 --> 00:05:43,381 Thank you. 126 00:05:43,449 --> 00:05:46,518 I'm feeling so open and vulnerable 127 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:49,754 That it's literally filling me up with rage and hatred. 128 00:05:49,822 --> 00:05:52,223 So I should go. Fair enough. 129 00:05:52,291 --> 00:05:54,025 Okay. 130 00:05:55,561 --> 00:05:58,496 Say, I heard you and barbie were back together again. 131 00:05:58,564 --> 00:06:00,298 How's that going? 132 00:06:00,366 --> 00:06:02,834 He doesn't care. Don't answer. Is there less drama this time? 133 00:06:02,902 --> 00:06:05,103 Hold firm. Does it feel different? 134 00:06:05,171 --> 00:06:06,738 Give him nothing. 135 00:06:06,806 --> 00:06:09,040 Look at you, not getting sucked in. 136 00:06:09,108 --> 00:06:12,143 Maybe you are a little bit older and a little bit wiser, 137 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:16,081 Enough for this whole thing to work out with barbie this time. 138 00:06:16,148 --> 00:06:18,049 I really think I am. 139 00:06:18,117 --> 00:06:21,086 Oh, my god. How do you not get that I will never, ever care 140 00:06:21,153 --> 00:06:23,355 About your pasty white love life? 141 00:06:23,422 --> 00:06:25,857 I only brought it up because I noticed that barbie 142 00:06:25,925 --> 00:06:27,959 Wasn't here at work today, and I was hoping that 143 00:06:28,027 --> 00:06:30,228 Your relationship with her had already gone so far south 144 00:06:30,296 --> 00:06:33,298 That you'd killed her and buried her deep in a wooded area 145 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:36,134 And that soon you would be carted off 146 00:06:36,202 --> 00:06:38,536 For the aforementioned crime of pasty white passion. No, no such luck. 147 00:06:38,604 --> 00:06:40,939 (scoffs) carla, why won't you pick up? I need to talk! 148 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:43,041 I cannot believe that you leave the country 149 00:06:43,109 --> 00:06:45,443 The week I get back together with j.D. 150 00:06:45,511 --> 00:06:47,412 I feel like that's not a coincidence. Wait. 151 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,948 Didn't mean that. I know that your aunt did not fal 152 00:06:50,016 --> 00:06:52,450 Out of that balloon on purpose. Anyway, I promised j.D. 153 00:06:52,518 --> 00:06:54,886 This crazy sex night, and now I'm totally losing it. 154 00:06:54,954 --> 00:06:57,389 I've been trying on lingerie, but nothing fits, 155 00:06:57,490 --> 00:07:00,425 Because I ate an entire batch of cookie dough with a spala. 156 00:07:00,493 --> 00:07:03,094 Plus at my last appointment I got in a fight with my waxer, 157 00:07:03,162 --> 00:07:05,096 And now there is a rash on my bajingo that looks like 158 00:07:05,164 --> 00:07:07,098 A thousand tiny spider bites. Damn it, carla! 159 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,401 I need tonight to be special, and you're not there for me. 160 00:07:09,468 --> 00:07:10,902 And I know what you're gonna say. 161 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:12,570 You're gonna say that-- that you've always come through 162 00:07:12,638 --> 00:07:14,572 And that sometimes I'm selfish, but even if that's true, 163 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,574 I don't need to hear your attitude right now, 164 00:07:16,642 --> 00:07:18,576 Because I am sick of it. Do you hear me? Sick of it! 165 00:07:18,644 --> 00:07:20,145 I love you. Call me. (beep) 166 00:07:20,212 --> 00:07:23,081 What can I say? I just wish you were at home with her. 167 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:24,549 You and me both. 168 00:07:24,617 --> 00:07:26,084 That was an insult. 169 00:07:26,152 --> 00:07:28,353 I know. I thought if I took it as a compliment, 170 00:07:28,421 --> 00:07:31,556 It would drive you insane and you'd go away. Damn it! 171 00:07:31,624 --> 00:07:33,558 Hey, j.D., because of the abdominal discomfort, 172 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:36,528 I was thinking of ordering an endoscopy on mr. Lawton. 173 00:07:36,595 --> 00:07:39,531 Yeah? No, no, he had the same symptoms before. 174 00:07:39,598 --> 00:07:41,533 It turned out it was just heartburn. 175 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,768 An endoscopy's a really painful, invasive procedure. 176 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:46,037 Who gives a crap? 177 00:07:46,105 --> 00:07:48,340 Oh, I don't know, uh, jo. I-I think I do. 178 00:07:48,407 --> 00:07:50,742 Probably sounds crazy to you. 179 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:52,610 Not crazy. Just a little weird. 180 00:07:52,678 --> 00:07:54,112 Okay, no more sugarcoating, all right? 181 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:56,114 You will never be a good doctor 182 00:07:56,182 --> 00:07:58,450 Until you learn what it means to truly care for your patients. 183 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:00,719 And if I don't start seeing some changes soon, 184 00:08:00,786 --> 00:08:03,221 You're gonna be out on your ass, all right? 185 00:08:03,289 --> 00:08:05,824 There's your buzzkill. Go back to work. 186 00:08:05,891 --> 00:08:08,960 Careful. Keep your badass doctor stare going 187 00:08:09,028 --> 00:08:11,629 In case she looks back. 188 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:18,003 (singsong voice) nailed it. 189 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:23,599 Bob, what are you doing up here? Are you sick? 190 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:27,336 No. I'm just taking a stroll, but thanks for your concern. 191 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:29,838 Oh, I'm not concerned. I-I meant to sound hopeful. 192 00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:32,207 Let me try it again. Are you sick? 193 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:34,743 Perry, why are you hating this morning? 194 00:08:34,811 --> 00:08:38,313 I just came up here because I heard the board offered you 195 00:08:38,381 --> 00:08:39,815 The chief of medicine. 196 00:08:39,882 --> 00:08:42,217 They did. It's a great opportunity. It certainly is. 197 00:08:42,285 --> 00:08:45,020 The minute I took that job, everything got bigger-- 198 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:48,857 My office, my staff, my secretary's hooters. 199 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:51,393 They were a christmas bonus... For both of us. 200 00:08:51,461 --> 00:08:54,963 Still, I took the job to improve patient care, 201 00:08:55,031 --> 00:08:56,899 But you spend most of your time 202 00:08:56,966 --> 00:08:58,567 Dealing with bureaucratic garbage. 203 00:08:58,635 --> 00:09:00,569 And what with the budget meetings 204 00:09:00,637 --> 00:09:02,571 And addressing staff and patient complaints, 205 00:09:02,639 --> 00:09:05,173 You barely have time for a life. 206 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:07,175 And what is your reward? 207 00:09:07,243 --> 00:09:09,511 Everybody in the hospital hates you. Yay! 208 00:09:09,579 --> 00:09:12,347 Anyway, chief, congrats again. 209 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:16,485 Hey, with carla and izzy out of town, 210 00:09:16,552 --> 00:09:19,488 Must be nice to have the place to yourself for once, huh? 211 00:09:19,555 --> 00:09:21,423 Dude, I can't answer that. 212 00:09:21,491 --> 00:09:24,426 How many people here are spies and are ordered to report 213 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:27,129 Everything I say back to carla? 214 00:09:27,196 --> 00:09:29,565 I should go. 215 00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:32,935 I love my wife, and I wanna be by her side 216 00:09:33,002 --> 00:09:35,938 At all times! All times! 217 00:09:36,005 --> 00:09:37,439 You heard that, rochelle? 218 00:09:37,507 --> 00:09:39,675 (whispers) psst! Turk, come here. 219 00:09:41,578 --> 00:09:44,813 Elliot, are you sick? No, I just don't have makeup on. 220 00:09:44,881 --> 00:09:47,015 You look pretty. 221 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,051 Turk, I need some help with j.D. Okay. 222 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:51,920 You guys are back together. I get that. It's great. 223 00:09:51,988 --> 00:09:54,856 You're a fit. I just don't wanna get caught in the middle again. 224 00:09:54,924 --> 00:09:56,858 Well, you should've thought of that 225 00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:58,694 Before you jacked all my cookies. You're in. 226 00:09:58,761 --> 00:10:00,195 Stupid sweet tooth! 227 00:10:00,263 --> 00:10:02,331 Dr. Reid, when did you become homeless? 228 00:10:02,398 --> 00:10:04,433 Uh, these are just my cookie pants. 229 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,668 Oh, these are my muffin slacks. Bam! 230 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,771 I've been rocking these bad boys since the day I retired. 231 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:11,306 Huh. 232 00:10:11,374 --> 00:10:13,942 Where's mr. Lawton? 233 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,711 He's getting an endoscopy. 234 00:10:15,778 --> 00:10:18,180 Jo, please tell me you didn't order that procedure 235 00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:20,515 Even though I told you not to. 236 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:23,485 Well, I did, so that kind of puts me in a pickle. 237 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:26,488 Okay, I-I am so angry right now. I-I don't even know what to say. 238 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:28,490 You gotta give me a second. 239 00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:30,926 I knew exactly what to say, but the longer I waited, 240 00:10:30,994 --> 00:10:32,928 The more I knew it would make her squirm. 241 00:10:32,996 --> 00:10:34,930 See, there's a lot of things 242 00:10:34,998 --> 00:10:37,799 That can leave someone speechless. How'd the meeting go, chief? 243 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:40,269 Is it official? It can be an answer you don't expect. 244 00:10:40,336 --> 00:10:42,905 I didn't go. I don't want the job. 245 00:10:45,141 --> 00:10:48,010 Just tell me this one thing, and then I'll leave you alone. 246 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:51,513 Or a question you wi you didn't know the answer to. If you had to come up 247 00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:54,016 With the ultimate sexual experience for j.D., 248 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,652 What would it be? 249 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:58,654 For jo, it was just gonna be 250 00:10:58,721 --> 00:11:00,656 A good, old-fashioned verbal beat-down. 251 00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:02,658 I don't know who you think you are, 252 00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:05,294 But I promise you, you are gonna regret this mistake 253 00:11:05,361 --> 00:11:07,296 For the rest of your-- sorry to interrupt. 254 00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:10,132 Great call ordering that endoscopy, dr. Mahoney. 255 00:11:10,199 --> 00:11:18,307 Mr. Lawton has stomach cancer. 256 00:11:18,374 --> 00:11:20,075 To make things right. 257 00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:21,643 Jo, I'm sorry. 258 00:11:21,711 --> 00:11:24,146 I thought you were being callous with mr. Lawton, 259 00:11:24,213 --> 00:11:28,183 And you were just being thorough. God, I'm a good apologizer. 260 00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:30,686 From now on, I'm gonna stop riding you 261 00:11:30,753 --> 00:11:33,488 And let jo be jo. Sound good? 262 00:11:33,556 --> 00:11:35,591 No. Sounds great. 263 00:11:35,658 --> 00:11:37,092 Why would you apologize? 264 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:41,029 What the hell is your problem?! Uhh! 265 00:11:41,097 --> 00:11:43,498 Ha ha. Reminds me of what my grandpa taught me 266 00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:45,334 When I was a boy. 267 00:11:45,401 --> 00:11:48,337 He said, "janitor, every time an angry woman storms out, 268 00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:50,239 Another angry woman storms in." 269 00:11:50,306 --> 00:11:52,074 What? 270 00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:54,643 Get out of my way. 271 00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:57,346 Hmm. That one's for you, pop-pop. 272 00:11:57,413 --> 00:12:00,582 He's not dead. He's upstairs... Dying. 273 00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:04,753 Excuse me. Dr. Kelso, isn't it? 274 00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,188 I'm jordan sullivan. 275 00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:07,923 What are you doing? 276 00:12:07,991 --> 00:12:09,892 I'm introducing myself, because clearly, 277 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,895 Anyone who would convince perry not to take the chief job 278 00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:14,263 Has never met me. 279 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:17,633 That pansy-ass little tattletale. 280 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,601 Bob, so help me god, you fix this, 281 00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:21,904 Or I will grab you by your muffin top 282 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:23,872 And stomp on your withering man parts 283 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,641 Until your eyes pop out. 284 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,710 20 years ago, I would have thrown you on this table 285 00:12:28,778 --> 00:12:30,913 And made love to you right here. 286 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,148 And I would have loved it! (groans) 287 00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,150 See? That is the kind of passion 288 00:12:35,218 --> 00:12:37,152 That I want tonight with j.D. 289 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,655 But we've hooked up so much in the past, 290 00:12:39,722 --> 00:12:41,657 I can't come up with anything new. 291 00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:44,660 Ooh, what if I dripped hot candle wax on his chest? 292 00:12:44,727 --> 00:12:46,662 No, tina two-kids tried it 293 00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:48,664 And burnt off his treasure trail. 294 00:12:48,731 --> 00:12:50,599 Okay. Okay. Let's just keep spitballing. 295 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,601 What if I strangle him a little? 296 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:54,603 No. J.D. Might like the idea of that, 297 00:12:54,671 --> 00:12:57,105 But if he loses too much oxygen, he'll get dizzy, 298 00:12:57,173 --> 00:13:00,108 And then his space needle will become his space noodle. 299 00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:02,711 How do you even know that? Elliot, I just do! 300 00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:05,414 Matter of fact, I don't wanna talk about this anymore, 301 00:13:05,481 --> 00:13:07,416 All right? I'm out. Angry woman out. 302 00:13:07,483 --> 00:13:08,984 Damn it! 303 00:13:11,754 --> 00:13:16,191 Angry woman in. You better not be making me one of your stupid janitor jokes. 304 00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:17,559 No, ma'am. 305 00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:20,862 Angry woman out. 306 00:13:25,568 --> 00:13:26,802 (exhales deeply) 307 00:13:26,869 --> 00:13:28,837 Hey, I'm glad I found you. 308 00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:31,840 Uh, I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees 309 00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:34,643 Outside the sea-monkey hut. What are you talking about? 310 00:13:34,711 --> 00:13:36,612 These decisions have to go through you 311 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:40,148 Because you're the mayor of crazytown. Okay, I really 312 00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:42,651 Okay, fine, but you're supposed to be working, 313 00:13:42,719 --> 00:13:45,320 So would you mind checking the patient in bed six 314 00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:46,955 For dementia? This is bed six. 315 00:13:47,023 --> 00:13:50,092 I know. I think you're crazy. It was a twofer. Pa-pow! 316 00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:53,528 You're aware I could kick your ass, right? I'm sure I'd get in 317 00:13:53,596 --> 00:13:55,530 Look, I know I'm horrible with patients, 318 00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:57,966 But I make one lucky call with mr. Lawton's endoscopy, 319 00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:02,437 And now you're not gonna push me anymore to be better? Okay, you're not the mayor 320 00:14:02,505 --> 00:14:06,041 You're the emperor. At least when you gave me crap, I knew you were trying to help, 321 00:14:06,109 --> 00:14:08,543 But now you're just giving up on me? What do you care? 322 00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:10,379 What? I've been busting my ass 323 00:14:10,446 --> 00:14:12,247 Trying to be more caring with the patients. 324 00:14:12,315 --> 00:14:14,816 Remember when mr. Lawton was uncomfortable? 325 00:14:14,884 --> 00:14:18,120 Oh, thank you, doctor. 326 00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:20,455 That must have been so hard for you. 327 00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:23,559 Yeah, I'm still mad thinking about it. 328 00:14:25,962 --> 00:14:28,397 What's with the yarn? I'm gonna use it later. 329 00:14:28,464 --> 00:14:30,399 Oh, by the way, jordan thinks I'm hot. 330 00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,401 Yeah, she mentioned that before. It's disturbing. 331 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:34,403 Why aren't you taking the job, perry? 332 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:35,904 You said it was a bureaucratic nightmare, 333 00:14:35,972 --> 00:14:37,906 And I don't want to be miserable. You love being miserable. 334 00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:40,609 I don't want everyone to hate me. Everybody already hates you. 335 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:42,611 You wanna know the real reason why 336 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:45,080 You don't want the gig, champ? Because you're a fraidy-cat. Beg your pardon? 337 00:14:45,148 --> 00:14:47,683 Didn't you hear me? Are fraidy-cat's ears too tiny? 338 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,018 Don't push me, bob. You're right. I'm sorry. 339 00:14:50,086 --> 00:14:51,954 Would it make you feel any better 340 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,922 To bat this around for a while? 341 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,524 (groans) 342 00:14:55,592 --> 00:15:00,128 See, I told you I was gonna use it later. 343 00:15:00,196 --> 00:15:02,231 Do you know why I got into medicine? 344 00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:04,733 I assumed there was some sort of flyer 345 00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:06,134 Outside football practice. 346 00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:07,869 (laughs sarcastically) no. 347 00:15:07,937 --> 00:15:10,372 Look, I don't care that I'm not that feminine. 348 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,874 I still look rockin' hot when I'm naked 349 00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:15,210 So I can get it whenever I want it. 350 00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:17,045 Okay, now that was feminine. Shut up. 351 00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:20,449 I became a doctor because I love the nuts and bolts of it all. 352 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:23,285 Like that woman over there-- I am fascinated 353 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:26,088 By the way her heart pumps blood through her body 354 00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:28,090 Ke a machine, the way her axons are covered 355 00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:31,293 In a thin layer of myelin like an insulated electrical wire. 356 00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:33,295 But tell me to empathize with her, 357 00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:35,797 To be totally open and vulnerable? Ugh. 358 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,300 No, I-I can't even do that with my own family, 359 00:15:38,368 --> 00:15:40,736 Let alone a total stranger. 360 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:43,906 I'm not sure I can get past that. 361 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,408 What makes you think you're so special? 362 00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:49,411 Every doctor in this place has flaws they've been dealing with 363 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:52,414 Since they were a little kid. Hell, the guy who taught me 364 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:55,417 Is constantly getting in his own way. 365 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:57,753 Ah, who needs a promotion anyway? 366 00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,956 I'm dating a girl who's always fighting her own neurosis. 367 00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:02,324 (knocks on window) 368 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:04,927 Come on, turk! Talk to me! 369 00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:08,163 And you saw my biggest flaw in action today. 370 00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:11,133 I was willing to let a patient I liked 371 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,634 Go without an endoscopy 372 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:16,038 Because I wanted to spare him a painful procedure. 373 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,140 Sometimes I care a little too much. 374 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:21,043 Yeah, but that caring thing has a major upside. 375 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,146 And so does your cold bitchy thing. 376 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:27,649 It'll protect you from letting all this stuff weigh you down. 377 00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:29,551 Remember last Monday? 378 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,653 We spent that night watching a young father 379 00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,089 Die of lung cancer. Do you remember his name? 380 00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:36,225 No, um, not even a little bit. 381 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:38,994 Jack fremont. 382 00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:40,996 Sometimes I still think about him, 383 00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:43,865 And that is not a good thing. 384 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,867 (chuckles) what? 385 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,836 You're so in touch with your emotions, 386 00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,838 And I can't really get to mine. 387 00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:53,108 It's kinda like I'm the dude and you're the chick. 388 00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:55,143 I'm not really getting that simile, jo, 389 00:16:55,211 --> 00:16:58,580 But if it works for you, awesome. 390 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:01,950 So now we know what my deal is. How you gonna fix it? 391 00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:04,953 I'm not gonna fix anything. I got my own garbage. 392 00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:07,823 You're gonna do this on your own. 393 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,391 You're a doctor. 394 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,862 (monitor beeping steadily) turk, come on. I'm desperate. 395 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,864 Elliot, todd and I are in the middle 396 00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:18,734 Of teaching our interns how to do an appendectomy. 397 00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:21,536 Oh, please, you just cut it out and sew him up. 398 00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:23,972 She's right, actually. Finish up. 399 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,009 Look, carla always says that making love with you is perfect. 400 00:17:27,076 --> 00:17:29,077 (chuckles) yeah, she did. 401 00:17:29,145 --> 00:17:31,079 Tell me what makes it so special. 402 00:17:31,147 --> 00:17:34,950 I mean, she says that you even cry sometimes. 403 00:17:35,018 --> 00:17:36,618 Thank you for sharing. 404 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:38,253 That's okay, t-dog. 405 00:17:38,321 --> 00:17:41,657 If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right. 406 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:44,626 I just want things to be different with j.D. This time, 407 00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:47,596 To be better. You wanna know what's so special about carla and me? 408 00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:50,999 That we don't have to try and make it special. Okay? 409 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,869 We're just connected. If you want things to be different 410 00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:56,538 With j.D. This time around, you're gonna have to give up 411 00:17:56,606 --> 00:17:58,640 All of that immature, neurotic over-thinking 412 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,410 And just be with each other. Todd, hit the button. 413 00:18:01,477 --> 00:18:02,578 What button? 414 00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,047 (light clicks) 415 00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:06,081 Much better. 416 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:08,083 (pounding on window) (elliot) turk! 417 00:18:08,151 --> 00:18:10,652 Oh! That's not right. 418 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,355 So this is what fear feels like, huh? 419 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,559 It's kinda like being really drunk, 420 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:20,462 Only... In a very sad way. 421 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:24,299 You're just loving watching me fall apart le this, huh? 422 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:28,237 More than comfy shoes and a warm place to crap. 423 00:18:28,304 --> 00:18:31,340 Yeah. But you're gonna take this job, 424 00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:33,342 Partly because you were meant to do it, 425 00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:36,345 But mostly because if you don't, I will always remind you 426 00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:38,981 That you are a sac-less little fraidy-cat. 427 00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:42,184 Why in the hell did you try to talk me out of it? 428 00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:44,686 I had to tell you the truth to prepare you. 429 00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:47,689 If I'd fluffed it up, you would have tortured me forever. 430 00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:50,692 So you really think I'm the man for the job? 431 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,996 Who the hell do you think recommended you? 432 00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:56,431 Thank you. You're welcome. 433 00:18:56,499 --> 00:18:58,233 (joshua radin) � sitting here on this... � 434 00:18:58,301 --> 00:19:00,802 Oh, god, no. What? 435 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:04,006 You don't really think we're becoming friends, do you? 436 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,008 Good lord. I hope not. 437 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,209 (groans) 438 00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:09,711 You wanna come over for a brewski tomoow 439 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,713 And check out my hobby shop? 440 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:14,850 Too fast, bob. Yeah, I knew when I said it. 441 00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:17,386 Oh, good. You're done with your qut time. 442 00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:19,388 Look, the nurse said that mr. Lawton's having 443 00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:21,390 A bit of a breakdown about his cancer. 444 00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:24,259 I want you to go over there and help him through it. 445 00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,261 You really want me talking to him? 446 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:29,031 If he cries, I'm gonna hit him. Don't mess it up. 447 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,933 Okay. 448 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,935 I knew I couldn't fix jo, 449 00:19:33,002 --> 00:19:34,937 But I could still give her a push, 450 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:36,905 Because sometimes that's all people need 451 00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:38,941 To deal with their fatal fla 452 00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:41,109 � say you want the same thing, too � 453 00:19:41,177 --> 00:19:43,779 Well, I'm the new chief. 454 00:19:43,846 --> 00:19:49,785 � I could've saved so much time for us � ohh! 455 00:19:49,852 --> 00:19:53,055 Uh... What the hell is happening? 456 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,556 Still too soon? 457 00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:56,892 Way too soon, bob. 458 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,895 And even if some people can only take a baby step... 459 00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:02,397 I can't imagine what it's like to have cancer, 460 00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:05,934 But I bet it sucks. 461 00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:09,204 It totally sucks. � jump in the cold water � 462 00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:11,740 � need to grow older with a girl like you � 463 00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:14,476 � finally see you are naturally � 464 00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:16,712 You all right? Yeah, I'll get through. 465 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,680 � when you show me the truth � 466 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:21,683 Others might finally be able to stop trying so hard 467 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,719 And just let the moment happen. 468 00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:27,556 Wow. You look amazing. 469 00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:30,926 Even in cookie pants? 470 00:20:30,994 --> 00:20:34,129 Especially in cookie pants. 471 00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:41,603 � the way I do � 472 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,641 He's not dead. He's upstairs... Dying. 473 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:48,243 (man) is he a patient here? 474 00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:51,580 Yeah. He's in the psych ward. He says he's an owl, 475 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:54,049 But... (chuckles) you can't believe a word he hoots. 476 00:20:54,117 --> 00:20:56,084 (beep) that one's for you, grandpa. 477 00:20:56,152 --> 00:20:59,888 He's not dead. He's on the roof. 478 00:20:59,956 --> 00:21:01,857 (man) why on the roof? 479 00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,859 He thinks he's a mountain lion. 480 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,728 (beep) just like my granddad taught me when I was a boy. 481 00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,730 He said, "janitor, don't marry a german. 482 00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,532 They have monkey feet." 483 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:04,226 484 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:14,282 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 485 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:18,882 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0